7.30.2008

Text Me Once, Shame On You

So according to a recent article (credit: Oregon Daily Emerald), the University of Oregon is trying to implement a text warning system at the school. To me, it sounds like both a clever and interesting idea. They write:

"University spokesperson Phil Weiler said the University is negotiating contracts for installing both a text message warning system and an outdoor alert system."


So I guess you're fucked if you don't have text messages AND are listening to your i-pod. Oh yeah, or deaf.

How I think one would react:










Moral of the story: However annoying texts may be, they will save your life from a zombie attack in 2009. Or something along those lines..

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7.23.2008

Unnecessary Cencorship

A funny clip from Jimmy Kimmel. Yes, I was surprised too.



An older, probably more original one from earlier this year is posted here.

7.21.2008

Stepbrothers: ESPY Awards

When asked to host ESPN's annual award ceremony, Will Ferrell and John C. Reily lists the demands to be met in order for that to happen. Well, they didn't do it but Justin Timberlake didn't do a bad job. While I might not listen to his music, he's pulled off some funny shit.

7.18.2008

Stand Up - Ben Gleib

Some good stand up...so they say.

Worst Blowjob Ever

A double header from Derrick Comedy.

Derrick Comedy - Jerry

Stupid, yet funny.

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7.16.2008

Lets Talk Sports

Favre: Retired, fired, traded, or playing? Green Bay, Tampa Bay, Vikings, Bears? Jesus man, Favre coming back is the biggest deal is sports since steroids. Media hype probably has much to do with it, but you can't help yourself from getting caught up in the controversy between the Packers and Favre. I for one, haven't even formed a solid opinion on the matter. One side of me says, "Hey, its f*cking Brett Favre! Of course Green Bay should take him back", while the other wants to see the future of the Packers and Aaron Rodgers finally pan out. I'm still up in the air on the matter, but after stumbling across this Fox interview with Favre, I can't help but lean towards Favre's side. He's like a 38 year old puppy who destroys at football. If you have an extra 20 minutes, check out this interview with Brett Favre and form your own opinion. AND vote on the poll above, should be an interesting topic of discussion this summer.

Part 1


Part 2:

Rant Farm: 7.16.2008

Have you ever been in a stall, looking at the stall writing saying, 'Come for a BJ at 11:00 am on July 16th, 2008. Signed 'Bill'', and then realized that you were sitting in the stall at 11:00 am on July 16th, 2008? .............yeah, me neither.

Outrageous Fun!


As far as I'm concerned, these guys are comedic geniuses. Check out more of there stuff here: LINK!!!

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I think they're funny, so blow me if you don't. It's really a win/win situation for me.
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7.14.2008

Ludacris - ?????

Nick Cannon doing a Ludacris impression. Didn't know Nick Cannon would be that funny but I guess I never really gave him a chance (after Wild n' Out understandably). Credit to Jesse for showing me this, he should be posting this in his blog, riiiight?


*Correction: Joey should have posted this in his non-existent blog

The Most Dramatically Normal Day Ever

Brought to you by the same guys who did Gay Zombie. I also changed the side bar so its a pull down list from the previous/current months to better be able to find old videos/articles/rants I posted before. You can thank me later...Wednesday works best for me.


3 in one day you say?? I've realized I have been watching quite a few hilarious vids w/o posting....mostly because I assume if you're reading my blog, I probably trick you into watching the vids anyways.

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Pillow Talk

7.09.2008

Gay Zombies

I have no idea how we went from talking about Free Willy to zombies, but it happened.


Also reminds me of a post from earlier this year.

7.07.2008

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You're So Smart


I'm wondering if people actually think they are the shit when they answer questions on advertisements that any person who can use the process of elimination and/or Google could figure out quite easily.

Also, this is the century mark! 100 posts that have gone unread...my plan is working, ssssss (hissing noise of course).

7.02.2008

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Next post is the century mark. Hoping to get up an original vid for it. Billy, I hope you don't have plans tonight..

Nut Shot's Are Always Funny

..you can guess what the video is about.

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So if...

girl's argue that we should put the toilet seat DOWN because they'll fall in during the night, shouldn't people always leave the toilet seat UP at guys' houses so they don't pee all over the seat?



There's something to chew on. Agree/Disagree?

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