Text Me Once, Shame On You

So according to a recent article (credit: Oregon Daily Emerald), the University of Oregon is trying to implement a text warning system at the school. To me, it sounds like both a clever and interesting idea. They write:

"University spokesperson Phil Weiler said the University is negotiating contracts for installing both a text message warning system and an outdoor alert system."

So I guess you're fucked if you don't have text messages AND are listening to your i-pod. Oh yeah, or deaf.

How I think one would react:










Moral of the story: However annoying texts may be, they will save your life from a zombie attack in 2009. Or something along those lines..

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Unnecessary Cencorship

A funny clip from Jimmy Kimmel. Yes, I was surprised too.



An older, probably more original one from earlier this year is posted here.

Stepbrothers: ESPY Awards

When asked to host ESPN's annual award ceremony, Will Ferrell and John C. Reily lists the demands to be met in order for that to happen. Well, they didn't do it but Justin Timberlake didn't do a bad job. While I might not listen to his music, he's pulled off some funny shit.

Stand Up - Ben Gleib

Some good stand up...so they say.

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