Franco Digital Short

Sex and the Smitty

Sex and the City is sooo bad. Funny parody.

Helping Hand

Well shit facebook. I know you like to compare and rate people but when was the last time it was a weakness to help people. You don't see people getting pissed off at batman. Oh wait.....

Damnit. I'm gonna go strike up an unnecessary conversation.

Hiatus!

I wish I could say I've been doing something productive in my absence, however, I was just pre-occupied with the woes of real life. Woes being watching the Olympics, waiting for football season, and betting against Batman in Batman: Dark Knight. I don't want to ruin the ending but lets just say I have one less soul.

Here's some stand-up from back back in the day that I recently ran across:


Back-back (n.): Anything that dates before 2008.

noLOL DOGZ

Like LOL CATZ but literate!!

Text Me Once, Shame On You

So according to a recent article (credit: Oregon Daily Emerald), the University of Oregon is trying to implement a text warning system at the school. To me, it sounds like both a clever and interesting idea. They write:

"University spokesperson Phil Weiler said the University is negotiating contracts for installing both a text message warning system and an outdoor alert system."

So I guess you're fucked if you don't have text messages AND are listening to your i-pod. Oh yeah, or deaf.

How I think one would react:










Moral of the story: However annoying texts may be, they will save your life from a zombie attack in 2009. Or something along those lines..

Cyanide and Happiness

Inappropriately Funny