Proof that puppies are evil.

RIP Lil' Johnny. Sorry Disney, but some dogs DON'T go to heaven .

Creepy

The bad thing about the door to my work being in a hallway is the randoms who walk by and are intent as staring in towards the front desk. Just because I'm looking at the computer doesn't mean I can't see with my periphs and be creeped out. Seriously awkward looks.

South Park Internet Characters

I know it's a little late, but I've been meaning to do this for awhile. Here's a list of links to all of the 'internet stars' that are appear on this season's South Park.

What What (In the Butt) (original Butters video).

Chocolate Rain

Numa Numa

Dramatic Gopher

Sneezing Panda

Afro Ninja

Leave Britney Alone Chick/Dude

Tron Guy

Laughing Baby

Star Wars Kid

According To...

I'm really bored at work today, wow. But seriously, robots don't know human slang.

According to...

Sleeper 2008

I'm really interested to see how the Carolina Panthers come out this year. With a new O-line and tandem of DeAngelo Williams and J-Stu in the backfield, Delhomme healthy, and a hopefully more mature Dwayne Jarret helping out Steve Smith in receiving, I'm seeing a lot of potential in the offense.

The defense, 16th in the league last year, should not fall any farther from that average spot. If anything, with ex-Bear Chris Harris, Julius Peppers, and some new defensive rookies in the line-up, things should start to line up for the D also.

This may come back to bite me in the ass, but I'm calling this team to go to the playoffs this next year. Just like I am the Trailblazers (a little easier to say with the guys we have joining the line-up in Portland) will make a run in the playoffs, but that's another subject.

I'm calling Panthers to go 10-6 and have a good shot at going past the first round (unless of course they go against the 13-3 Patriots).

Land of the Lost Hot Rod Step Brother

Remember that old school show where the group of people accidently time travel to another world with fake looking (yet awesome) dinosaurs and alien creatures that always try to attack them? No? Well then you missed out.

Anyways, I just got wind they're remaking it with Will Ferrell as the main dude and Jorma Taccone as the little monkey guide Chaka. Will Ferrell is from...well everything and Jorma is the dude who is in Hot Rod and writes the Digital Shorts.


Point and case: Land of the Lost remake should be hilarious come July 2009.

Did you party last night?

Is what I was asked at worked this morning by a Chinese professor who sounds somewhat like Kim Jon Il from Team America.

Convo:
KJI: Did you pawty last night?
Me: What?
KJI: Did you pawty last night?
Me: Did I what last night?
KJI: Paaawrty
Me: Ohhhhhh, PARTY....Ummmm, no?
KJI: You smell like party. Did you have beer
Me: Hey, I just woke up. Didn't have time to shower. So maybe thats it?.....


Me (under my breathee):....don't judge me ...cock

Gay Prank

So this does not count as prank of the week buuuut pretty damn funny.

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

Favorite line: "What is this? Like strong guys or something like that?"

Best. Dog. Ever.

Dog fetches dude a beer. Simply amazing in my eyes. I need to buckle down on my dog. I didn't know she was so far behind in dog skills.

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Damn Son,

I graduated from college. Does that mean every time I drink out of a red cup I now look 'poor' instead of 'drunk and normal'. Or maybe I'll just look poor, drunk, AND normal...depending on the setting of course.

Prank Of The Week

Is it sad that I thought about the title of the post for more than 30 seconds? Other possible titles for a weekly prank blog post:
Please and Prank You
Prank My Monkey?
Quite Prankly
and of course, Full Prank of Gas
...I think i'll stick with prank of the week.

Video: Dude kinda looks like Michael Cera. Other than that, not much thoughts on it. I LOLed.

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Myface.com

Oh boy, just did my first myspace survey! My parents would be so proud. Just spitting truth and knowledge right and left. I might or might not be fighting Tom next week. I'll keep you posted.

Oh yeah, SURVEY lil' ones. Check it out on the right. I'm polling to see the opinion on the age old question of 'Who would win in a fight between a robot, cougar, bear, and Chuck Norris?' Finally, this legendary question might be answered. Thanks to YOU. No, not you...the guy sitting behind you. Yeah, him. Thanks to YOU.


Survey. You might have to sell your soul to Myspace to see it, which I wish upon no one (except that guy who cut in line today at the coffee shop. dick.). If so, let me know. (see below)

How To Look Like an Asshole:

Find the most inconsistent and fluctuating water fountain in a public place and try to fill up your water bottle. As the water fountain fluctuates and the stream keeps missing your water bottle as you fumble to predict what level of pressure the water will shoot out at, you better hope nobody walks by that you're trying to impress.

Humorous T-Shirts

Pretty funny/clever t-shirt ideas. If you like them, you can buy them at BustedTees.com. And if you don't...God have mercy on your soul.

Wingman

These guys work for Collegehumor and have a ton of videos. I could show all 150+ but I'll just give you one that made me 'laugh out loud' today and let you check the rest out if you'd like. Website is JakeandAmir.com.

Wingman from Amir on Vimeo.

Top 12 Most Visited Websites

Interesting list, brought up my Mike and Mike on ESPN radio.



1. Google
2. Yahoo
3. Myspace
4. Youtube
5. Facebook
6. Windows Live
7. Wikepedia
8. MSN
9. EBay
10. AOL
11. Blogger.com
12. Craiglist



I guess the list makes sense seeing as I for one, am using one of the websites to post this (blogger.com r-tards, not eBay). However, I've never been a fan of Yahoo and don't see why people still use Windows. Tom and Zuckerberg are having an orgy with whoever made youtube (pretty sure it was Gary Coleman) while Craigslis just gets shat on by all of them.

Awkward Pick-Up Line

Place: Taylors
Time: Wednesday, 1:10 A.M.

Me: "Hey, can I buy you a drink?"

Average Looking Girl: "No."

Me: "Okay." (Walks away)

Damn, it works in the movies.

Wayne's World Top 10

Wayne's world came back for one night at the MTV Movie Awards last week (or whenever it happened, must have forgotten to mark my calender) and did a up to date top 10 list. Video here. I hear they are making a Wayne's World 3 to make me die a happy man. And I base that last statement on absolutely nothing. Here's the list:

Top 10 Porno Names...based on hit movies in 2008.

10. HORTON HEARS A HO
9. NATIONAL PLEASURE 2: BOOK OF SECRETIONS
8. I AM LEGEND...IN BED
7. THE SUCK-IT LIST
6. I KNOW WHO DRILLED ME
5. SCAT-ATOUILLE
4. GUSH HOUR 3
3. NO COUNTRY FOR OLD BALLS
2. ALVIN IN THE CHIPMUNKS

And the number one porno name, brought to you by Wayne's World is...
1. IRON MAN.

Belda Beast - Out in the Night

Project for school. Pretty fun to make though. Thanks to Billy and Belda Beast for the song.

This is Apparently News

So remember this hom....horribly eccentric singer? Well turns out Clay Aiken is having a kid. Who'd have thought. And more so, who'd have thought this is news worthy. I didn't even know he was still alive, let alone reproducing.

"The sex of the baby that Clay Aiken fathered has been revealed, and it's a boy, reports TMZ.com."

Now only if we could find out the sex of Clay Aiken...