Did you party last night?

Is what I was asked at worked this morning by a Chinese professor who sounds somewhat like Kim Jon Il from Team America.

Convo:
KJI: Did you pawty last night?
Me: What?
KJI: Did you pawty last night?
Me: Did I what last night?
KJI: Paaawrty
Me: Ohhhhhh, PARTY....Ummmm, no?
KJI: You smell like party. Did you have beer
Me: Hey, I just woke up. Didn't have time to shower. So maybe thats it?.....


Me (under my breathee):....don't judge me ...cock