I knew it would come in handy...

I actually had to teach a professor how to create a blog today. Although I don't know if she enjoyed a) the name of the blog and b) the content.....or c) your face. Oh sh*t son! Got you! It's a blog off professor bloggie*. A blog-off indeed.


*Dibs on the name 'Professor Bloggie' after this post

Tom's a Retard

its AN audience, not A audience. not saying my grammar is any better, but am I right or am I right?

British Enemies

Ran across this video a few days after I was wishing I had a british friend. Made me change my mind about the whole situation. I need a British friend with an upbeat spirit and who sounds excited in every sentence. Big difference.

OMG: FB IM!?

Yes, you read the title right. 'Oh my God, Facebok has Instant Messaging?!'. And the answer to that question (as of when I woke up this morn....afternoon) is yes. They have now added a chat service on facebook. Am I surprised? No. Now they have a way to keep you signed on your profile for longer amounts of time, in turn most likely collecting information on you so they can target ads specifically to you. And of course for the genius Mark Zuckerberg, who now has a way to talk, look, and masturbate to his friends simultaneously (mostly Tom though).

British Friend

I was reminded by a friend's comment this morning of one of th most legit ideas to come about in awhile:

I, well everybody, should be able to have an British friend. I mean, what better way to make a bad time into a cheerful time, or a good time into the goodifullest most time, than to have some dude with a cheery accent rambling kind words all bloody day.

Bloody??...Damnit, I've started talking like them. And I'm already in a better mood!

Barack and Sock Connection

Imagine this: Monday Night Raw. 9:00 pm. All three PRESIDENTIAL candidates make appearances on WWE. Those were two things that I never thought I'd see even mentioned in the same sentence. A last-ditch effort to sway the dixie-crats perhaps? Or just the future of what the campaign trail will be in the future?

Although I used to watch RAW BITD ('back in the day'), I couldn't get myself to watch what they were going to have them do on television. So, I did the next best thing; got a clip from the internet.

If someone offered me a burrito...

Okay, one more Bay Life video. Watched like all of them last night, and this one made me laugh particularly out loud (LPOL).

Internet Starvation

The new South Park covered the controversial topic of the internet last night. They explored the possibility of a life without internet. No social networking, no online shopping, no quick information, and most importantly; no funny British kids biting one another's fingers.

Okay, enough fake deep conversation about South Park. Brilliant idea and one that could probably hit home to any college aged kids. In my opinion, the best one of the season so far.

If you haven't seen it, here's a link that has EVERY south park episode and new ones posted hours after. Your welcome:

South Park Zone

Props to Scottie for letting me know of the link.

Bay Life

Ran across some pretty funny skits this kid does about life in the Bay. Credit to Clayton for posting another one of these on FB.

Working hard, or hard during work?

So this happened today: I'm at work, minding my own business, editing a video on a computer, and everything is cool. I notice that there are a few new movies on the Desktop that weren't there yesterday evening when I closed. One was named 'Trixie' and another something like 'Trixie2'.

So thinking it was going to be a Trix Cereal ad or something NOT porn, I open it up. And what does it turn out to be? Fucking porn man!

'Ahhhh Shit!', I yelled in surprise.

Closing it down quickly so no other eyes would have to witness it, and for the fact that somebody might have been trying to frame me, I rested off the initial shock. I thought about telling my boss about it, but instead just deleted them to cause less trouble. And also I'm sure it'd be a bit awkward explaining what just had occurred.

It's hard to explain how unexpected it felt when this situation happened, so I have made a tribute to my awkward encounter, a mere two hours after:

No Roommates for Error.

Just ran across this on facebook. The damn ranking thing has pitted me against my roommate! I didn't know facebook worked undercover to instigate roommate rivalries. But i guess there's alot of things I don't know about evil facebook...



Side notes I noticed while posting:
* I'm the #6 best roommate....which raises question about roommate loyalty. I'm not gonna name names, Tristan, but i think the votes were rigged.
*Sorry Kate, but there was only enough room for people make inappropriate guesses as to what your wall post ends in...check my actual wall, i dare you.

Beerfest!

This Saturday some of my friends are throwing a beerfest consisting of contests such as beer pong, quarters, da boot'(or some sort), DBP (Disc Bottle Post??), Flip Cup, etc. I have been awaiting this opportunity for years. My team and I will dominate. Although I have yet to hold tryouts...I did see some skills at our 70's party Saturday but have yet to gather the troops.

In preparation and excitement, I created a little motivational poster in anticipation:

LOLtestZ

Was going through some funny student answers that people have posted and came across this one. Ballsy thing to put on a test, but mostly clever:

Get your Hanes off me!

Does anyone else find the Hanes ads with Michael Jordan and Cuba Gooding Jr. a tad bit gay? I mean, underwear is a necessity but I don't know if I'd be drawn to buying a male friend underwear as a gift. Maybe I'm just old fashioned.



And Cuba is definitely doesn't pitch.

Weekend in Review

Just a few friends catching up on their weekend adventures. First original video on WTF, I'm not counting the class project....because school is for losers.