I hope to be alive...

during the zombie revolution. As long as I get a head start and it begins in Canada.

Charlie F*cking People Up

So my idea for the next video on here is: 'Charlie, 20 years later'. I've got some ideas for where that biting fool might be in 20. Hmmm, or maybe make an Ernest type series, the first being 'Charlie goes to college'. Soon enough I'll be posting my own shit on here. Just you wait. Yes, you Amelia.

No Evil Oil??

So as I was watching TV last night and was checking what was on BET as I usually do, and what better than TWO...yes TWO back to back holy water commercials!!

Holy shit! They now have infomercials for HOLY WATER! What a scam, right? Well, I guess the first one was 'free'(S+H $200), and couldn't get myself to watch the second one for more than a few seconds. In case you were interested, they did have some pretty hilarious names (to go with the super serial pastors):

No-Evil Oil and....well, i managed to forget the second one. I mean, really, who can keep track of all the holy water brands. Thats like trying to know every kind of cereal brand. improssible.

Who the f*ck is Craig???

If you ever want to feel better about yourself and get some entertainment out of the deal, check the 'missed connections' on craigslist. Borrego showed me one that we could have swore was our friend out at the bar with us in Bend and I just checked out some ridiculous one's in Eugene. Kinda creepy posts and sad when they start responding to eachother.

Example:
"TO THE HOTTIE AT W.11TH TACO BELL!!! - w4m - 24

I drive through VERY often and your always there!! :) I have to say your VERY sexy and VERY polite.....I think your a manager??? Anyways..Ide love to talk to you more than through a headset :)"


Oooo, some Taco Bell love mystery. Which might be the fastest and most delicious love mystery there is (according to commercials).

Don't Go Chasing Watt-erfalls

Okay, so if I receive one more invitation from facebook for any of the bullshit applications that make people believe that they are:
Vampires, Werewolves, Sexy, A 'Speedracer', Zombie, Vampire Zombie, An AberZombie and Fitch Representative, Slayers, Pirates, Ninjas, Heroes, Zeros, Superheroes, or a Secret Admirer/Admireree...well, I'll probably threaten to quit the book cold turkey.

...Or join all the groups and destroy them from the inside. Hopefully I don't get bit.

2 Robots, 1 Cup

So last post regarding anything to do with cups...unless some badass cup stacking video comes out or something. So all I can really give you is a maybe. Preface: Last minute idea for my animation class. Mixed reaction from the class as expected.

Hmmm, maybe I can get a reaction to somebody reacting video next. New viral video idea, watch it spread like wild fire.

2 Girls, 1 Watt

So my brother and Borrego finally got me to watch 2 girls, one cup. And it was everything I expected...but oh so much worse to view. Having already heard pretty much what happens during the whole things (thanks to CollegeHumor's spoiler, "Before 2 girls, one cup") I still had this reaction:

The Mars Volta

So I finally got around to getting the Amputecture CD pretty much the same time their new album, "Bedlam in Goliath" came out. Pretty sick in my opinion. Haven't come to a conclusion if its my favorite one yet but I have to give it some more listening.

Oh yeah, new drummer also.

Here's the link to a free Napster streaming of the whole album, check it:
The Bedlam in Goliath

Awkward Laughter

So are you ever sitting in a somewhat quiet atmosphere when you just start laughing at something knowing everyone around you just thinks you're crazy? "You're crazy, what are you talking about", you might say. EXAMPLE: So I was sitting at work watching a funny video with headphones on and at that point it was 'laugh out loud' funny. You try to hold it back, but some slips making for an awkward laugh. I just say let it out next time just let it out with a sigh of "oh, (insert someone you know in the rooms name)" and make for an awkward day instead.

Here's the video I was talking about B T Dub.

Day Man

If I could suggest watching one episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, I would go with "Sweet Dee is Dating a Retarded Person". Hilarious, day man being the best song of 2007.