Don't Go Chasing Watt-erfalls

Okay, so if I receive one more invitation from facebook for any of the bullshit applications that make people believe that they are:
Vampires, Werewolves, Sexy, A 'Speedracer', Zombie, Vampire Zombie, An AberZombie and Fitch Representative, Slayers, Pirates, Ninjas, Heroes, Zeros, Superheroes, or a Secret Admirer/Admireree...well, I'll probably threaten to quit the book cold turkey.

...Or join all the groups and destroy them from the inside. Hopefully I don't get bit.