5.08.2008

Undead have too much time


Members of the Undead Citizen's Alliance, a zombie rights activism group, protested the Lord Leebrick Theatre's latest production last night.

The Theatre is presenting an all-zombie version of Shakespeare's "Hamlet" called "Or Not to Be," and the Alliance is outraged that living actors have been cast in zombie roles.


Seriously?? I know Eugene has some strange people, but zombies might take the 'Get a Life' trophy with this little debacle. Are they really pissed that people are playing zombies in a play? Too bad they weren't around to protest the 207 zombie movies made in the past. Oh wait, if they would have done that then there wouldn't be a MADE UP creature like a zombie. Enough ranting though, I've got to get me some zombie pussy. So unfresh and so clean, clean.

*Story by The Daily Emerald.

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