This is Apparently News

So remember this hom....horribly eccentric singer? Well turns out Clay Aiken is having a kid. Who'd have thought. And more so, who'd have thought this is news worthy. I didn't even know he was still alive, let alone reproducing.

"The sex of the baby that Clay Aiken fathered has been revealed, and it's a boy, reports TMZ.com."

Now only if we could find out the sex of Clay Aiken...